Runner’s Log 4/17/2020
👟Never trust sunshine and supposed “warm” weather in Wisconsin. It’s. A. Lie.
👟Compression leg sleeves actually help alleviate a lot of the tightness in my lower legs. They make my ankles look slim and sexy. They make my knees look like a Shar Pei puppy’s face.
👟Even though it’s cold outside, manure smell still can find its way on to unsuspecting nostrils.
đź‘źSammi Filmore is waaaay tougher than I. (I’m just going to keep telling myself that’s because she’s built for Wisconsin weather. I am not.)
đź‘źCompression sleeves help but I still can only run about half of what I usually do. I need new shoes. A little bit of KT tape could work. Or maybe a new body.
👟I’m slow. Like a drugged sloth carrying a backpack full of bricks climbing a hill coated in Gorilla Glue slow.
đź‘źThey say slow and steady wins the race. My questions are what race? Can I trip the competition? Are there donuts and a massage therapist at the finish line?